Top Ten Signs you have a mouse in your house!
1. There is always a hole in your loaf of bread
2. There are always poppy seeds in one corner of the bench
3. The poppy seeds are not poppy seeds
4. There is an alternative percussion group playing in your wall every night after midnight.
5. The mouse has a name
6. The mouse knows its name
7. At breakfast the mouse sits in the chair across from you sipping espresso whilst you make it cheese scones
8. Attempts to move the mouse sorry..”Harry” from the house have resulted in
Long intelligent discussions of equal rights, left wing vegan’s and a reminder of my spiritual belief that we are all one
9. Harry has had a whirlwind affair with a mouse next door, they are expecting twins, three sets. He wants you to go and claim parental leave on his behalf because he would prefer to eat multi-grain bread and mozzarella.
He also reminds you that it is better for you…
10. You are in therapy because you realise you are in a codependent relationship with a rodent who is sleeping with someone else but is living in your house and eating your cheese!
